The highlight of my day yesterday was this comment on my post from a Beckie Whittaker (if that’s your real name, sounds made up to me), commenting on the embarrassingly ridiculous subculture superstar Kirby Heyborne:

“How crass can a person get? This isn’t a proper review of talent or ability or personality. I don’t live in Utah and never have, so strike one there…
I’ve spent some time with Kirby Heyborne-and know people who work closely with him. There couldn’t be a nicer,more genuinely kind or any LESS self-absorbed person on this planet.
Some agencies or assistants don’t bother to respond, let alone send autographed cards out, so you’re pretty fortunate to have received a reply at all. Perhaps your time would be better served uplifting and contributing positively rather than posting rude “information” about people.”

-Beckie Whittaker

Beckie, I hate to mode you in front of everyone (wait, strike that, I’d love to), but if you thought my post was crass, you obviously don’t know Kirby’s full body of work. At least I didn’t use the ‘f’ or reference the Olson Twins in a very degrading sexually explicit way as in Kirby’s “funny” music video that can be seen here:


So in response to what you said about how i should be ‘uplifting and contributing’ to society, should I cc Kirby on that? And also, I think you would be less of a burden on society if you didn’t make comments about things of which you are obviously clueless. Oh yeah and you probably shouldn’t use your full name to leave comments anymore; unless you want your name search engine optimized for something so embarrassing.

(thanks Jon)